About Us.
The story of how a bunch of pessimists decided to make the world a more honest place, one sarcastic product at a time.
Our Slightly Amusing Story
Once upon a time (around 2019, to be less dramatic), in a small office filled with eye rolls and sigh-inducing motivational posters, Sarcastic Panda was born.
Our founder, who had reached their limit of "Live, Laugh, Love" merchandise, decided the world needed a brand that spoke to people who appreciate honesty wrapped in humor.
We started with just three t-shirts and a dream: to create products for people who are allergic to toxic positivity but still want to look cool while complaining about life.
The early days
We started selling our products at local markets, where people would either laugh uncontrollably or look deeply offended. We counted both as wins.
The Growth Phase
Our products spread across social media faster than gossip in a small town. Turns out, people really do prefer brutal honesty with a side of humor.
Todays
We now have a team of professional eye-rollers creating products that help people express their inner sarcastic panda. You're welcome, world.
Our Questionable Values
Authenticity
We believe in being real. Not "Instagram filter" real, but "yes, those pants do make you look fat" real. Our products reflect the thoughts you have but are too polite to say.
Quality Products
We make stuff that lasts. Not because we care about the environment (though we do), but because we're too lazy to deal with returns and complaints.
Finding Humor
Life is ridiculous. Rather than fight it, we put it on t-shirts and mugs. We believe laughter is the best medicine (except for actual medicine, which works better).
Anti-Inspiration
We're allergic to empty motivational quotes. Our anti-inspirational products help you embrace your inner cynic while still looking stylish.
The Mildly Tolerable Team
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Sarcastic PANDA
I started this company because regular jobs made me sad. Now I make products that validate other people's sadness.
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Sarcastic UNICORN
I write the sarcastic phrases that make you chuckle in public and then have to explain to strangers why you're laughing.
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Sarcastic PARROT
My job is to scroll through social media all day and call it 'market research.' It's as awesome as it sounds.
"We’re pink, black, and brutally honest."
"We’re pink, black, and brutally honest."
Want To Complain About Something?
We're here to listen. Or pretend to listen while secretly playing mobile games. Either way, drop us a message.
We promise to read your message eventually. Probably.