Tired of pretending your 3-hour shopping trip is “self-care”? This brutally honest article exposes the ridiculousness of modern laziness, fake productivity, and our addiction to doing dumb sh*t inefficiently. Learn how to be proudly lazy with purpose, save time, money, and brain cells — all while looking cool doing it.

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