✨ Sarcasm Is the New Black – Dr. Sarcastic Parrot Explains

Tired of hustle culture and toxic positivity? Meet Dr. Sarcastic Parrot — your brutally honest, side-eye-slinging life coach who thinks your vision board is probably just a collage of lies. Ditch the mantras, sip your lukewarm espresso, and embrace glorious mediocrity in style. Because when life gives you lemons, roll your eyes and ask if it's too late to nap instead.