Saving the Planet One Dumb Habit at a Time (or mostly not) 🦉🔥🌍

Ready to save the planet one half-hearted attempt at a reusable cup at a time? 🌍💁‍♀️ Sarcastic Owl is here to roast your carbon footprint into oblivion 🔥—from driving 2 blocks for "organic" oat milk 🚘🥛 to using your TV as emotional support 📺💔. This brutally honest, painfully relatable guide calls out fast fashion victims 👚, light-switch-challenged humans 💡, and everyone who thinks owning a bamboo tumbler is peak activism 🐢🥤. Warning: reading may cause eco-anxiety, mild shame, and the sudden urge to touch grass. 🌿🙃

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