💪🏻🦄 Body Maintenance for Lazy Bastards: A Real(ish) Workout Plan

Discover the bare minimum fitness guide for the exhausted, unmotivated, and sarcastically self-aware. Led by the fabulous Sarcastic Unicorn, this anti-motivational workout routine blends real yoga and core-strengthening exercises with snacks, sass, and zero bulls**t. From “Netflix Deadlifts” to “I Can’t Even” Child’s Pose, get stronger without losing your will to flop.